All I know is, naming your baby after a maniac and one of the holy forefathers is probably super confusing for a baby and likely to create another maniac. Or a PE teacher.
Nica wanting to name her kid after a genocidal maniac does not surprise me one iota. Her capacity for self-delusion and hypocrisy has a grandness of scale. And this is nothing I haven't said to her face.
Oh, it's gotten me in a lot of trouble too. And alienated me from certain people for a while. But my real friends stuck with me.
Besides pretty much every convo I have with Nica goes like this:
1. Nica says something stupid. 2. I point out in gentle language that it was stupid. 3. Nica completely ignores the fact that what she said is stupid and immediately starts wringing her hands and asking what I want from her and crying that I'm so mean. 4. I tell her what I want from her. Now go back to #3. But then... 5. She immediately cries to someone about how awful I am and makes lies about my intentions in a publically accessible communication. 6. Return to #1.
Felt like it at times, and then I stopped bothering. It does make for an unfortunate feeling of having no place to put the frustration that comes from observing idiocy in action. Most of the time I make like Elsa. Now and again though, I just want to bang my head against a wall.
Yeah well, from now on when you feel the need to do that: instead come over to me and we'll get our bitch face on because you're awesome and the mayor and it's not your fault she doesn't know not to name a baby after the worst villain in the Marvel Universe next to Justin Hammer.
....okay, my last boyfriend might've been a huge nerd.
Goddamn girl where have you been all my life. And yeah my bf is a huge nerd so I feel your pain. Which isn't really a pain because nerdy guys get super creative and yes I mean like that.
Lima Ohio, literally the worst and stupidest place in the entire world.
Oh, believe me. I know. The only reason he's my last boyfriend is because he moved to NYc and turned into a giant boy ho-bag on wheels. But Blaine said he got the crabs, so I guess the lord works in mysterious ways.
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This is a fantastic lesson in irony.
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Besides pretty much every convo I have with Nica goes like this:
1. Nica says something stupid.
2. I point out in gentle language that it was stupid.
3. Nica completely ignores the fact that what she said is stupid and immediately starts wringing her hands and asking what I want from her and crying that I'm so mean.
4. I tell her what I want from her. Now go back to #3. But then...
5. She immediately cries to someone about how awful I am and makes lies about my intentions in a publically accessible communication.
6. Return to #1.
Here's hoping Seth got daddy's brains.
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....okay, my last boyfriend might've been a huge nerd.
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Oh, believe me. I know. The only reason he's my last boyfriend is because he moved to NYc and turned into a giant boy ho-bag on wheels. But Blaine said he got the crabs, so I guess the lord works in mysterious ways.