Maya Hart

[fullofhart]

Maya Hart
Tattoo Apprentice
Yes, the Maya that Farkle talked about. Shut up about it.

Comments

[therisingson]

Why don't you have hope left, pretty girl?

[fullofhart]

What's the point if every time something good happens it's taken away?

[callitvoid]

Please explain to me why Derek says you won't go to school unless he badgers you to go?

[fullofhart]

Because school's dumb and boring.

[intrinsicrandom]

Starting Monday, you'll be taking classes with me. Get the following things from the merchant dome or the Mall.

- 3 Notebooks, different colors
- 16 pencils
- 12 pens
- 2 mechanical pencils
- 8 erasers: 2 smiley face, 2 pink square, 1 grey square, rabbit shape, the rest your choice.
- 1 Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper, unicorn or cat.
- 1 blue pencil box
- 1 pink pencil box
- 3 sketchpads
- 1 box of markers that smell like other things
- 2 jars of moon sand, any color
- 12 cookie cutters, your choice of pattern
- 1 hot infusion siphon
- 1 macaron kit
- 1 handheld aromizer
- 1 box of woodchips
- 1 spherification spoon

The following books

- Quantum​ ​Enigma:​ ​Physics​ ​Encounters​ ​Consciousness
- Einstein,​ ​Bohr,​ ​and​ ​the​ ​Great​ ​Debate​ ​about​ ​the​ ​Nature​ ​of​ ​Reality
- The World Without Us
- The War of the Worlds
- The Selfish Gene
- Alice in Quantumland
- Twilight
- Trollrunor
- The Stranger Beside Me
- Anne of Green Gables
- Dr Dark and Far Too Delicious
- The Wife He Never Forgot
- The Ghost Map: The Story of London's Most Terrifying Epidemic - and How It Changed Science, Cities, and the Modern World
- The Gifts of the Summer Goddesses
- The Harmonius Codex of Ten Inscriptions

Failure to bring these items will result in the assignment of one paper, six pages in length.

[fullofhart]

my brain hurts looking at this

Sent Anonymously

[intrinsicrandom]

I wish I could believe that you'd never wrong me. Then will you remember me in the same way that I remember you. Honey, we built this house on memories: take my picture now shake it till you see it

1/16

[callitvoid]

I am going somewhere for 24 hours. Do not do anything you know I would be angry about. I will be back. And Allison Argent is watching you, so I will know.

Re: 1/16

[fullofhart]

yeah yeah whatever no misbehaving or whatever

whyre you going somewhere and where you going? easier to answer me now than deal with me asking later

1/08 a text:

[onze]

Maya, it’s Elle. I wanted to pay you to design a tattoo for me. It’s important.

Re: 1/08 a text:

[fullofhart]

ok you wanna meet up and go over the specifics for it?

4/3

[badgirlshenanigans]

Maya,

I have to inform you that our test results show you are the mother of the fetus in pod 2. I’ve been given permission from the other parent, Light Turner, to tell you his name.

Jemma Simmons

Re: 4/3

[fullofhart]

... What?!

Are you... WHAT? Uhhh.

[She can’t fully process that]

4/3

[godelsolution]

Maya,

Katharine and I were wondering if, given your connections with the Hauses of Influence, you would be interested in joining the regency council of Cobra. Essentially, those who will be in charge of the Haus until Billy and those chosen for the future council by the regency council are old enough to run it themselves.

Re: 4/3

[fullofhart]

Uhm... Sure?

[Definitely wasn't expecting this to be happening at all.]

4/17

[pocketglitter]

Mr Cobblepot says I should tell you to hide the glowing and glitter ink from Mr Nygma when he's over to practice.

He didn't say anything about the magic ink, though.


[ Look who can be all devious. WHAT. ]

Re: 4/17

[fullofhart]

Putting stuff I want people to get into hiding because one guy says he doesn't want me to isn't my style. Even if it were, it's so much work.

[Because this is Maya. Maya is lazy. Also yes replying audio to this because easier than typing even.]

4/16

[needsanheir]

Maya Hart

As your name has been given to me as a reference, I would like a report as to the character of the Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot.

Sincerely,
Lady Kathra Parker
Haus of Mercury

Re: 4/16

[fullofhart]

Well I now know his middle name is Chesterfield. Which is hilarious. He seems fine? Don't really know him too well.

4/28

[okayillshowyou]

Someone left us a box of baby stuff by the pod.

9/22

[hausoftheblackdoor]

[The package comes addressed to the “Duchess Hart.”

It’s a box and it smells.

Inside are a dozen spitting cobras, all in various stages of decomposition.

There is no signature.]

02/18 - text:

[hibana_incursa]

Hi! I'm Gwen Stacy, new resident to New Dodge. I was poked by a couple people and told I should talk to you about the following;

Drumming (I've been drumming since I was in single digits)

-AND-

Graffiti (something else I enjoy doing, where I'm allowed to.)

Re: 02/18 - text:

[fullofhart]

guess someone knows i need a drummer

and apparently someone to go do art on the walls with

we could definitely talk if you want i run bay window and own the theater so you can find me at either and if im not there im probably home

[Address being sent now.]

text: 05/06

[hibana_incursa]

Hey, the legal age to get a tattoo in New Dodge is sixteen, right? I have a tattoo idea for myself and would love to get started on it.

Re: text: 05/06

[fullofhart]

come by bay window I'll be for another couple hours and we can talk