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[intrinsicrandom]

 

Harry Feynman
Research Lab - Experimental Physics
Erotologist
Aetherite Witch
Hopper Supervisor
Town Investor
Owner of Holiday Wonderland
Owner of Aphrodesia Adult Store, Matchmaking and Donor Services
Former Faculty Researcher, Experimental Atomic Physics Group - RLE, MIT
Inventor and Owner of Feynman-Bickley Technologies
Alias: Doctor Aethra

 

Comments

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

Why she might be upset because there's no reason to be upset?

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

Why she might be upset because she clearly likes you, lady.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

Right now she can barely tolerate me.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

I don't believe it.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

Even Greene's abandoned me for her. I'm persona no gratis in my own house.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

Girl. You better do something.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

I am. I'm staying out of her way before she quakes the house down.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

....

....

[ Seriously you can HEAR the ellipses. ]

Jemma. Jemma. Serious question. Have you never dated anybody?

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

I have too.

[And while the ellipses are audible, so is the awkwardness in the following silence.]

Just not that often.

Or seriously.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

Tip: Ignoring the issue or the girl often makes it worse.

Example: I was dating this girl, she was super into smothering me with care-taking and I went to APS to work as an erotologist. Came here. And she followed me here.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

She's mad at me. I'm taking away the issue by removing myself from annoying her.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

Yeaaaah, that's not going to work, honey.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

[Harry is going to wind up her advisor in dating perils. This may end hilariously.]

I made her so upset she was shaking. Literally shaking, the house.

All I could do was tell her she's pretty. i think I said that.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

...okay. Let me give you an example scenario here. "Hey, Harry, stop paying more attention to your work than me. It's super not cool, guy."

"Oh, but you're so pretty."

That does nothing. You're lucky the house didn't collapse.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

I wasn't in the best state at the time. I'd had a lot to drink with Jack. I'm relieved I didn't throw up on her shoes with all that shaking.

I will deny ever saying that.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

You need to build her something awesome, buy her an entire bunch of flowers, an entire box of her favorite candy and grovel like you invented it.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

And a baby.

I've made a mess of everything. Do we have a nunnery? One that doesn't require religion?

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

We have a church, but I don't think we have any clergy. Like at all.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

I should start an order.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

No. You can't start a church for your rabbit.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

Greene would appreciate it. He thinks he deserves one.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

No.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

So you're telling me to grovel, not hide from the emotional mess I've made, and not worship my rabbit.

Have you ever met me?

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

I'm telling you to pretend like it's opposite day.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

I'll think about it.