The Shade | "Joe" {Josiah Cole}

[deaths_head]

Death god
Undertaker
Stablekeeper
Hired hand

Comments

6/20

[flocks_angel]

I was talking with Mr. Harry...Can you talk to the school about my schoolwork?

Re: 6/20

[deaths_head]

Reckon I can. What needs talkin' about, little soul?

Re: 6/20

[flocks_angel]

It's too easy, they're giving me kid work.

Re: 6/20

[deaths_head]

Mmmh. Well, that ain't a hard thing to fix, sugar pie. I'll track down your teacher 'n talk to 'em. And if that still ain't challenge enough, you 'n me can do some stuff together. Whatcha like best at school, favorite subject?

Re: 6/20

[flocks_angel]

Last time the white coats tested me, I was almost on college level work. It's Miss Foxx.

Hmm...I think my favorite is math.

Re: 6/20

[deaths_head]

College?! No foolin'? Honest Injun, you just keep on impressin' me every damn day, I tell you what.

I'll talk to Miss Foxx--and if math's what you like? Well...maybe sometimes you can help me with mine. 'Rithmetic never was my best subject.

Re: 6/20

[flocks_angel]

I have a short lifespan, I had to be designed that way.

Thanks...I'm tired of doing simple addition and easy word problems.

Re: 6/20

[deaths_head]

Not anymore, little soul. You're gonna live to be an old, old woman.

Hey, you wanna solve one for me? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?