Look: your girlfriend is having a kitsune offspring. It's mine, but I would never have sex with her. Ever. Ever. It was caused by the solar flares. If you yell at her or cause her grief in any way about it, I will destroy your soul and feed it to the child.
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I am sorry about it, though. Good luck.
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[As he's already getting to that old state of when he was dating Kate for no rational reason at all]
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Magic plus solar flares = baby?
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[Is something wrong with Charlie?]
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