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tcnetwork2019-02-28 09:12 pm
shotgunsolutions) wrote in tcnetwork2019-02-28 09:12 pm
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Oswald Cobblepot
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Oswald -
At work, and realized that I forgot to ask you this the other day: how do you feel about heists?
Also, there was a death in the merchant dome last night, so you may want to steer clear until they've brought me the parts of the body we missed.
[ Well. That's a disturbing thought. ]
- Ed
[ Something to do at work? How exciting! ]
At work, and realized that I forgot to ask you this the other day: how do you feel about heists?
Also, there was a death in the merchant dome last night, so you may want to steer clear until they've brought me the parts of the body we missed.
[ Well. That's a disturbing thought. ]
- Ed
[ Something to do at work? How exciting! ]
Edited 2019-03-10 18:48 (UTC)
Dear Edward,
Well, that's certainly a mental image I'm not going to get out of my head any time soon. May I ask what happened? An animal attack, perhaps?
As for heists, that seems a rather open-ended question. I supposed I'd have to know what part of 'heist' you might mean. Being victim to one, or, perhaps, entirely hypothetically of course, committing one?
Yours, Oswald
Well, that's certainly a mental image I'm not going to get out of my head any time soon. May I ask what happened? An animal attack, perhaps?
As for heists, that seems a rather open-ended question. I supposed I'd have to know what part of 'heist' you might mean. Being victim to one, or, perhaps, entirely hypothetically of course, committing one?
Yours, Oswald
Oswald,
Someone fell off of the meta-labs building.
Committing. I was invited to take part in some sort of 'Halloween Heist', apparently it's "very fun", so I assume it's not an actual heist. I don't have any other information yet, just that I can invite one person to 'plan' with me.
[ And he thought of Oswald. Apparently. ]
- Edward
Someone fell off of the meta-labs building.
Committing. I was invited to take part in some sort of 'Halloween Heist', apparently it's "very fun", so I assume it's not an actual heist. I don't have any other information yet, just that I can invite one person to 'plan' with me.
[ And he thought of Oswald. Apparently. ]
- Edward
Dear Edward,
That poor bastard. How terrible.
I see. Thank you for thinking of me. I'd be happy to help you 'plan' whatever it is you end up planning.
[Sounds positively banal, but Edward thought of him and that's kind of neat.]
Yours, Oswald
That poor bastard. How terrible.
I see. Thank you for thinking of me. I'd be happy to help you 'plan' whatever it is you end up planning.
[Sounds positively banal, but Edward thought of him and that's kind of neat.]
Yours, Oswald
Dear Edward,
I have indeed been able to leave. I was planning on making a trip to the shops to acquire a better wardrobe. I should have enough to get at least two decent suits and the appropriate accessories. And maybe something a little more casual as well. I'm uncertain of the quality of the stores here in that regard, but I suppose I shall find out!
Yours, Oswald.
I have indeed been able to leave. I was planning on making a trip to the shops to acquire a better wardrobe. I should have enough to get at least two decent suits and the appropriate accessories. And maybe something a little more casual as well. I'm uncertain of the quality of the stores here in that regard, but I suppose I shall find out!
Yours, Oswald.
Dear Edward,
Right, of course. The Hopper. Which I cannot use to go back to my home for what was it? Six months. I think I shall avoid it for now if it is tied to my survival. I would not wish to risk a medical malpractice on my actual body by pushing something I have discovered so little about.
[Yeah, he still thinks this is all in his head. But he's at least trying to act like it isn't. Most of the time.]
An off world trip via shuttle sounds much more feasible. Have you been on one? Do you have any recommendations?
Yours, Oswald
Right, of course. The Hopper. Which I cannot use to go back to my home for what was it? Six months. I think I shall avoid it for now if it is tied to my survival. I would not wish to risk a medical malpractice on my actual body by pushing something I have discovered so little about.
[Yeah, he still thinks this is all in his head. But he's at least trying to act like it isn't. Most of the time.]
An off world trip via shuttle sounds much more feasible. Have you been on one? Do you have any recommendations?
Yours, Oswald
Dear Edward,
Than I feel my decision is a wise one.
[WOW]
I'll have to ask around. Perhaps the young lady at C&P will have an idea of where to visit. She's very knowledgeable.
Yours, Oswald
Than I feel my decision is a wise one.
[WOW]
I'll have to ask around. Perhaps the young lady at C&P will have an idea of where to visit. She's very knowledgeable.
Yours, Oswald
Dear Edward,
Yes, that's her. Ms. Kringle. You don't find her intelligent?
Yours, Oswald
Yes, that's her. Ms. Kringle. You don't find her intelligent?
Yours, Oswald
Dear Edward,
I fear written communication is less than ideal for getting nuance across. What is there to suppose about? In regards to her being 'bright'.
Yours, Oswald
I fear written communication is less than ideal for getting nuance across. What is there to suppose about? In regards to her being 'bright'.
Yours, Oswald
Dear Edward,
That's fine. Do you want me to speak to someone else?
Yours, Oswald
That's fine. Do you want me to speak to someone else?
Yours, Oswald
[Oh, now he has to.]
Dear Edward,
If that's what you wish. I can try to seek others out. Over the public 'TCN'. If that would be preferable.
Yours, Oswald.
Dear Edward,
If that's what you wish. I can try to seek others out. Over the public 'TCN'. If that would be preferable.
Yours, Oswald.
Dear Edward,
I don't mind in the least. Anything for a friend.
Yours, Oswald
I don't mind in the least. Anything for a friend.
Yours, Oswald
Edward,
Fighting? I don't know what you're talking about.
Chocolate but only if it's the kind with pudding un the batter so it's really googy and moist. Otherwise Angel Food or pound cake is fine.
Yours,
Oswald
Fighting? I don't know what you're talking about.
Chocolate but only if it's the kind with pudding un the batter so it's really googy and moist. Otherwise Angel Food or pound cake is fine.
Yours,
Oswald
Edward,
HE was the one being rude when I was trying to be helpful. I would hardly call that an argument.
[[Because then he'd have to admit he may have been in the wrong in some way or another. And he was not going to apologise for having opinions.]]
I haven't spoken to him since.
What does it matter anyway?
Yours,
Oswald
HE was the one being rude when I was trying to be helpful. I would hardly call that an argument.
[[Because then he'd have to admit he may have been in the wrong in some way or another. And he was not going to apologise for having opinions.]]
I haven't spoken to him since.
What does it matter anyway?
Yours,
Oswald
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