Selina Kyle

[canseeinthedark]

Leave it. Or don't. I don't really care.

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[aenigmata]

Selina,

I need to speak to you. I need you to promise me you won't tell Oswald anything that I did to him in Gotham. Or that he did to me. Even if it's something I don't know about yet.

I don't know what you want from me for that promise.

- Ed

[canseeinthedark]

Ed,

Isn't it like bad to tell people about their futures or whatever anyway? What happens in Gotham stays in Gotham. Whatever. But you're gonna owe me.

- Selina

[aenigmata]

Selina,

I've told him some things. Enough things. [ Enough to keep Oswald liking him, basically ]

I understand that.

- Ed

[canseeinthedark]

Ed,

You sure that was a good idea? Also you better be sure no one else from Gotham who is here now or might show up tells him anything.

- Selina

[aenigmata]

Selina,

I can't *un*tell him, you know.

Kristin Kringle doesn't know anything. I'd only really worry about Barbara Kean. And that's...probably manageable.

- Ed

[canseeinthedark]

Ed,

If Barbara shows up, she'll kill him for sure. She loved Tabitha.

- Selina

[aenigmata]

Selina,

Then don't LET her.

Besides, if she came from before your part of the timeline she wouldn't even know Tabitha was dead unless you told her.

- Ed

[canseeinthedark]

Ed,

No one LETS Barbara Kean do anything, and we both know that. But she won't hear about Tabitha from me if she doesn't know already.

- Selina.

[aenigmata]

Selina,

If anyone is going to kill him, it'll be me. And I don't want to at the moment.

- Ed

[canseeinthedark]

Ed,

At the moment?

- Selina

[aenigmata]

Selina,

Yes? Is that a difficult concept?

- Ed

[ ooh snippy. ]

[canseeinthedark]

Ed,

Watch it. Does that mean you could change your mind at any moment? Also, are you guys like...a thing? Can we stop being so formal now?

- Selina.

[aenigmata]

Selina,

I don't think I will. I don't know.

A thing?

Formal?

- Ed

[canseeinthedark]

Like can we just text like normal people?

[aenigmata]

What's wrong with the way I text?

[ NOT SIGNING? THIS IS AGGRAVATING. ]

[canseeinthedark]

Nothing, if you're 80. Isn't this easier?

[aenigmata]

I suppose. Itchier.

What do you mean by 'a thing'.

[canseeinthedark]

Like boyfriends?

[aenigmata]

Oh.

I don't know.

[aenigmata]

Ask him.

[canseeinthedark]

Do you want to be?

[aenigmata]

I don't know.

[canseeinthedark]

I think you do.

[aenigmata]

You think I know?

[canseeinthedark]

I think you want to be boyfriends. Don't worry, I got this. You can thank me later.