Selina Kyle

[canseeinthedark]

Leave it. Or don't. I don't really care.

Comments

Re: 9/12

[aenigmata]

I should hope so.

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[canseeinthedark]

Do the same to anyone who came after you too.

Re: 9/12

[aenigmata]

That's...surprising. Why?

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[canseeinthedark]

[ Because she likes you Ed, even though she won't admit it. ]

Without you, I wouldn't have a job.

Re: 9/12

[aenigmata]

I suppose that's true.

Well. I'm sure I'd do something about it if something happened to you.

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[canseeinthedark]

Let 'em try something.

Re: 9/12

[aenigmata]

[ later in the afternoon! ]

Make sure you and Bruce are wearing goggles and gloves. These people are infected with the Tetch Virus.

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[canseeinthedark]

What the fuck...how?

Re: 9/12

[aenigmata]

Hugo Strange?

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[canseeinthedark]

He's here?

Re: 9/12

[aenigmata]

He was. During that...festival. With all of the Hauses. He's a member of the Black Door.

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[canseeinthedark]

Sometimes this place is more fucked up than Gotham.

Re: 9/12

[aenigmata]

But at least there's no Jim Gordon.

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[canseeinthedark]

I think Bruce misses him. But we'd never get to have any fun.

Re: 9/12

[aenigmata]

Are you kidding? The people in New Dodge would tear Jimbo apart.

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[canseeinthedark]

You and I both know how annoyingly resilient he is.

Re: 9/12

[aenigmata]

True. Unfortunately.

Oh. Speaking of back home, if you truly want to traumatize your boyfriend, the saloon's video library has movies about this man-bat he's supposed to become.

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[canseeinthedark]

...man bat?

Re: 9/12

[aenigmata]

Sorry 'Batman'. I know I told you about this!

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[canseeinthedark]

I probably wasn't listening.

[ Hey, at least she's honest. ]

Re: 9/12

[aenigmata]

Tonight, after work, do yourself the BEST favor and grab 'Batman' from the saloon.

...if you grab Batman Returns, I am so sorry.

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[canseeinthedark]

You know I have to now, right?

Re: 9/12

[aenigmata]

Well, don't say I didn't warm you.

I haven't watched beyond that, so I don't know how accurate the rest are. Or....really these are. You don't have cat powers, do you?

I'm a little nervous to watch the third one. Apparently it's about me and Harvey Dent? Is Harvey Dent one of us?

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[canseeinthedark]

No, I don't have cat powers. That would be cool though. Do you think that's something I could get here?

The lawyer? I doubt it.

Re: 9/12

[aenigmata]

Actually, yes. Doesn't that speedster have some sort of magic rock that grants metapowers? Seems a lot easier than back home.

Yeah, that's what I figured. Maybe they're confusing him with a different Harvey. Pretty sure Oswald's not as horny as they seem to think.