Captain Jack Harkness

[captainspain]

Captain Jack Harkness

Immigration Official at Customs and Processing


 

Comments

9/1

[aenigmata]

Captain Harkness,

What would I have to do to get you to tell me when the plaque Deputy Peralta has ordered has arrived at C&P before he is told?

Edward Nygma

Re: 9/1

[captainspain]

Nothing. I will neither confirm or deny that a package came or where it was sent. I'm sorry.

Re: 9/1

[aenigmata]

You realize this is for the Halloween Heist, yes? And that he's expecting things like this? How do you expect anyone to actually do this heist if you people won't cooperate.

Re: 9/1

[captainspain]

Speaking as a former con man....part of the fun is the planning.

Re: 9/1

[aenigmata]

Yes, you pulchritudinous ignoramus, and that's what this is a part of.

Re: 9/1

[captainspain]

Oh I get it....you need a crew. I'd be game for that.

Re: 9/1

[aenigmata]

Really. And what skills can you provide?

Re: 9/1

[captainspain]

Lockpicking, distraction and a human shield...death and I aren't exactly friends.

Re: 9/1

[aenigmata]

I cannot possibly imagine that this heist will be deadly.

Re: 9/1

[captainspain]

Volcano Day can come on the most well planned con/heist.

Re: 9/1

[aenigmata]

We don't have a volcano.

Re: 9/1

[captainspain]

No it's a metaphor. I used to run a con when I didn't plan well enough....well I wouldn't out in enough time to get the loot and save my neck...Volcano Day.

Re: 9/1

[aenigmata]

...what?

Re: 9/1

[captainspain]

Sorry time traveler joke.

Re: 9/1

[aenigmata]

I'll...take your word for it?

Re: 9/1

[captainspain]

Good idea.