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"Your friendly neighborhood preacher here. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible."

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[boo_berry]

Don't make dinner plans love, I'm cooking and nothing is on fire! :)

Happy birthday Jesse

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I'll keep my schedule free.

I already know it'll be a good one. Because you're here.

[boo_berry]

Never alone love. The road to healing will be painful but we are in this together, our love is stronger than darkness.

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Well said, babe. You and me against the world.

[boo_berry]

Us against the world.

10/8

[boo_berry]

Hey love, should be home in 20. Had to get that last batch of bacon out of the fryer.

And something for the future, maybe us getting a dog?

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A dog? I won't be opposed to that idea.

We can discuss it when you get here.

[boo_berry]

Same here. Its just something for the future to consider. [The future, the whole idea is amazing after everything.]

On the way home now, just locked up the shop. Need anything?

Love you

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I love being able to plan the future with you.

The usual. You know what I like.

Love you too, Tulip.

[boo_berry]

Same, we get to be normal and I'm loving every second.

Bucket of fried chicken it is :)

Love you Jesse

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You're the best, babe.

I have some whiskey here for us.

Love you too.

[boo_berry]

[Exactly 10 minutes later Tulip lets out the call, partly silly but they have embraced a lot.]

Honey I'm home!

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[And he's right there to greet her with a kiss.]

Welcome home, beautiful.

[boo_berry]

[She returns the kiss without dropping her bag or the chicken.]

Best time of day love.

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Mhm. My favorite time.

[He grins against her lips, teasing with a few nips.]

[boo_berry]

Mutual

[She steals another kiss in the process. Sue sex was off the table while they heal but affection is still there and everything but]

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[He knew the wait would be worth it. The longer they wait, the better and more intense it will be.]

It's hard to keep my hands off you.

[boo_berry]

It'll be worth the wait love. Once the ghosts are gone especially, but we can do everything but in the meantime. Like necking.

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Agreed. There's so much we can do, with work and in our relationship.

[boo_berry]

Once the ghosts are sent packing the lovebirds shall play. [She steals a kiss.] Affection however is never off the table. [That being more true than usual.] It'll just make us creative in how its expressed.

[text]12/13

[shotgunsolutions]

Hello Mr. Jesse,

We spoke relatively recently about funding your renovations of the chapel. I do hope things have gone well with that in the time since.

However, today I'm writing about another matter entirely. In your professional capacity, have you ever performed or been trained to officiate a wedding?

Thank you,
Oswald C. Cobblepot

Re: [text]12/13

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Hello, Mr. Cobblepot.

I'm glad to hear from you. Your help is much appreciated as the renovations are more costly and extensive than anticipated.

As a matter of fact I officiated quite a few back in Texas. Who are the lovebirds?

With regards,
Jesse Custer

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[shotgunsolutions]

Mr. Jesse,

The lovebirds would be myself and Edward Nygma. You are aware we're dating, I hope? And living together. And well... I want to marry him at the Yule Ball. It's short notice and he is not yet aware of the intentions I have to... propose and then have the wedding occur immediately. I should like to keep it that way. Would you be willing to aid me in this?

Regards,
Oswald C. Cobblepot

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Mr. Cobblepot,

Indeed I am. And congratulations on this big step you're about to take. I would be honored to help make sure your plan is successful. I'll bring the necessary things with me and I won't say a word to anyone.

Regards,
Jesse Custer

[shotgunsolutions]

Mr. Jesse,

Thank you. I'll have a corsage set aside for you to wear upon your arrival. Any who are wearing one will be members of the wedding party and in on the surprise. They are safe to speak to should any coordination need to occur. If Ed is wearing one, it's because he snuck one on in the hopes of figuring out the puzzle. Please do not be fooled.

Regards,
Oswald C. Cobblepot