Jesse Custer/Preacher (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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tcnetwork2019-07-28 11:41 pm
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"Your friendly neighborhood preacher here. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible."
[text]12/13
We spoke relatively recently about funding your renovations of the chapel. I do hope things have gone well with that in the time since.
However, today I'm writing about another matter entirely. In your professional capacity, have you ever performed or been trained to officiate a wedding?
Thank you,
Oswald C. Cobblepot
Re: [text]12/13
I'm glad to hear from you. Your help is much appreciated as the renovations are more costly and extensive than anticipated.
As a matter of fact I officiated quite a few back in Texas. Who are the lovebirds?
With regards,
Jesse Custer
Re: [text]12/13
The lovebirds would be myself and Edward Nygma. You are aware we're dating, I hope? And living together. And well... I want to marry him at the Yule Ball. It's short notice and he is not yet aware of the intentions I have to... propose and then have the wedding occur immediately. I should like to keep it that way. Would you be willing to aid me in this?
Regards,
Oswald C. Cobblepot
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Indeed I am. And congratulations on this big step you're about to take. I would be honored to help make sure your plan is successful. I'll bring the necessary things with me and I won't say a word to anyone.
Regards,
Jesse Custer
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Thank you. I'll have a corsage set aside for you to wear upon your arrival. Any who are wearing one will be members of the wedding party and in on the surprise. They are safe to speak to should any coordination need to occur. If Ed is wearing one, it's because he snuck one on in the hopes of figuring out the puzzle. Please do not be fooled.
Regards,
Oswald C. Cobblepot
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That's handy. I'll make sure to only discuss it with those who wear one, but not Ed. Your secret's safe with me. I'll see you at the ball.
Regards,
Jesse Custer