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[temptationaccomplished]

Thank you for ringing Mr. A.Z. Fell. I'm terribly sorry that I can't answer at the moment, but if you will leave me a message, I will get back to you at the earliest convenience.
Thank you again. Ta-ta and have a good day.


Now that wasn't so hard. Oh. How do you stop this thing from re--
Ah ha! [The recording cuts out.]

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[saunteringsnek]

I'm a fan of chaos as much as the next demon but this is ridiculous. [Yes hello Aziraphale, this is Crowley making sure you're all right.]

[temptationaccomplished]

It...does feel a bit excessive. What with all those creatures. And the storms. You know, I just don't know Gabriel does it, traveling by lightning strike. One good jolt and my hair's standing on end! [A slightly nervous laugh. He's alright, nothing to see here.]

None of those nasty little things have gotten in the house again, have they? I cast out one of them earlier, but I was hoping they might finally be getting the message.

[saunteringsnek]

At least he's not going to show up here. [And even if he did, they would deal with it because that's what they do.]

A few. The fellow on the TC was right, fire does work remarkably well. It's currently keeping the rest out.

[temptationaccomplished]

Yes, I can't see him being recruited at all-- Wait, what do you mean fire?!

Crowley, that is our HOUSE!

[saunteringsnek]

Your books are fine! [He knows your priorities well.]
The fire is outside the house. It's keeping them out.

[temptationaccomplished]

[Still not sure how he feels about fire near their house, but he trusts Crowley to have things under control because Crowley always saves the day.]

...And you? They haven't hurt you, have they?

[saunteringsnek]

I'm fine. [one wing is bent at an odd angle and his favorite coat is torn but it's nothing a few minor miracles can't deal with.

Later.]

[temptationaccomplished]

Of course.

But if you need anything, anything at all, you only need ask. Or not ask, even. We are friends after all.