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[spacepeterpan]

The Doctor
Research Center Supervisor
Scientist: Dimensional Engineering, Sonic Devices, Telepathic Interfaces, et. al.
Time Lord
Special U.N.I.T. Science Adviser
Caretaker
Traveler Through All of Time and Space
Knight of the Royal Victorian Order
Former Lord-President of Gallifrey
Inventor of Yorkshire Pudding
Alias: The Oncoming Storm
Harry Feynman's Boss
Here to Help

Comments

[godelsolution]

[ She's pretty sure it's less about hormones and more about building a society with the bearing of kids. But tomato, potato. ]

Yes, the one with the eggs. And the bread contest.

[spacepeterpan]

Yes, yes, well, all right, should be a bit intresting, at least, haven't been king of anything before. ...well. Not officially.

[He smiles to himself at that and taps the side of his nose as though he'd imparted (or at least implied) some sort of secret.]

Don't imagine it can be much harder than football, and that was actually really quite easy, so, I'm supposed to do something, then, yeah? If there's dancing, I think I've got it pretty much in the bag.

[...for certain values of "dancing" anyway...]

[godelsolution]

I suppose you can dance, if you like. [ Oh god. ]

You have to a host a drinking contest of spiced drinks for the men. Then judge a bread baking contest.

Oh, and at some point there will be purple eggs thrown at you.

[spacepeterpan]

Well. That sounds... messy.

[He might be thinking of doing it all at once, he's a bit of a multitasker.]

[godelsolution]

Tradition, apparently.

[spacepeterpan]

I'm not exactly what you'd call traditional, as a rule, you know.

[godelsolution]

I have noticed this, yes.

[spacepeterpan]

Haha, good, well, do I get a hat or something, then?

[godelsolution]

Actually, there IS a crown.

[spacepeterpan]

Oh, a crown, sounds promising.

[godelsolution]

Well, we'll see.

[spacepeterpan]

Yes, good, doesn't sound at all ominous, answering like that.

[godelsolution]

Well. Chase wasn't fond of it, but you would I think have different tastes.

[spacepeterpan]

...I suppose that's a bit reassuring.

[It's true, his tastes and Chase's definitely aren't a great match.]

[godelsolution]

[ Here, she will forward a picture of the previously linked royal crown. ]

[spacepeterpan]

...oh. Euh... well, I've seen worse...

[godelsolution]

Is that right?

[spacepeterpan]

...twelve-hundred years across all of space and time, I'm pretty sure I've seen a worse hat, somewhere.

[...he might be hard pressed to tell you where exactly, but...]