Derek Hale

[doesntlikeguns]

Derek Hale
Construction Foreman

Comments

[doesntlikeguns]

Their obnoxious behavior won't bother me. You realize that, right? Already dealt with it. Just like I dealt with the twins. And you're not sneaking much IF you tell me about it.

[useofcuriosity]

Don't question my methods.

[doesntlikeguns]

Pretty sure it's already too late for that.

[useofcuriosity]

Ha ha-larious. Just for that, no fries and extra creepy jello desserts.

[doesntlikeguns]

You're the one that eats fries. I only do on occasion. And I won't touch the jello.

[useofcuriosity]

Oh Lord, are you going to wolf out and run?

[doesntlikeguns]

No. Were you expecting me to?

[useofcuriosity]

No. Not until Allison asked what I'd do if you ran.

The answer is "not chase you, you loon", in case you were wondering.

[doesntlikeguns]

I'm not going to up and run, Stiles. Though I'm not eating jello.

[useofcuriosity]

I assume you eat burgers and chicken.

[doesntlikeguns]

And deer. But, yes, I eat burgers and chicken.

[useofcuriosity]

And deer. We don't have deer here.

[doesntlikeguns]

I know. I'd have to leave, kill it, and then bring it back.

[useofcuriosity]

There's game meat, but you'd have to try it.

[doesntlikeguns]

Game meat isn't good unless caught yourself with teeth and claws.

[useofcuriosity]

Good to know.

[doesntlikeguns]

If you show up though I won't run.

[useofcuriosity]

Is that doubt?

[doesntlikeguns]

Is what doubt? You've got your own life to worry about.

[useofcuriosity]

Yes, my illustrious career as sheriff of No Crime Alley.

[doesntlikeguns]

Exactly.

[If you're going to come over, Stiles, then do it.]

[useofcuriosity]

No.

[ he is already on his way ]

[doesntlikeguns]

Trying to say your life revolves around mine?

[useofcuriosity]

Look at your ego. No.

[doesntlikeguns]

What ego? I'm the one saying that you've got a life outside of my own.