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[intrinsicrandom]

 

Harry Feynman
Research Lab - Experimental Physics
Erotologist
Aetherite Witch
Hopper Supervisor
Town Investor
Owner of Holiday Wonderland
Owner of Aphrodesia Adult Store, Matchmaking and Donor Services
Former Faculty Researcher, Experimental Atomic Physics Group - RLE, MIT
Inventor and Owner of Feynman-Bickley Technologies
Alias: Doctor Aethra

 

Comments

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

Okay, Sister Christian. Calm down.

You can't seriously be surprised someone who has the hots and trots for you, and please we all have eyes that it's vice versa, might be a tad miffed you went to a brothel for your first meet and greet?

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

It is where he works. I would've met him at the bloody ice cream parlour, or vineyard, or haunted house, if that's where he worked.

I wasn't going to pay for anyone's services. Anyone who has ever met me should know that.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

Last time I checked, no one was fucking in the ice cream parlor.

...well, I mean, maybe. I don't know what Lucifer and Kristen get up to.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

Last time I checked, the loveboard wasn't supposed to be for just that, according to the mathematician.

And I didn't need that image the next time I want ice cream! But even if they were, the point is that wouldn't be why I would go!

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

But the brothel is, isn't it?

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

Not when you're going to talk to the bartender. He's a bartender not one of sex workers!

Why can neither you, nor Daisy understand this?

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

I do get it. But I can see why she might not.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

Why she might be upset because there's no reason to be upset?

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

Why she might be upset because she clearly likes you, lady.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

Right now she can barely tolerate me.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

I don't believe it.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

Even Greene's abandoned me for her. I'm persona no gratis in my own house.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

Girl. You better do something.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

I am. I'm staying out of her way before she quakes the house down.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

....

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[ Seriously you can HEAR the ellipses. ]

Jemma. Jemma. Serious question. Have you never dated anybody?

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

I have too.

[And while the ellipses are audible, so is the awkwardness in the following silence.]

Just not that often.

Or seriously.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

Tip: Ignoring the issue or the girl often makes it worse.

Example: I was dating this girl, she was super into smothering me with care-taking and I went to APS to work as an erotologist. Came here. And she followed me here.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

She's mad at me. I'm taking away the issue by removing myself from annoying her.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

Yeaaaah, that's not going to work, honey.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

[Harry is going to wind up her advisor in dating perils. This may end hilariously.]

I made her so upset she was shaking. Literally shaking, the house.

All I could do was tell her she's pretty. i think I said that.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

...okay. Let me give you an example scenario here. "Hey, Harry, stop paying more attention to your work than me. It's super not cool, guy."

"Oh, but you're so pretty."

That does nothing. You're lucky the house didn't collapse.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

I wasn't in the best state at the time. I'd had a lot to drink with Jack. I'm relieved I didn't throw up on her shoes with all that shaking.

I will deny ever saying that.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

You need to build her something awesome, buy her an entire bunch of flowers, an entire box of her favorite candy and grovel like you invented it.

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[badgirlshenanigans]

And a baby.

I've made a mess of everything. Do we have a nunnery? One that doesn't require religion?

Re: Backdated to 12/08

[intrinsicrandom]

We have a church, but I don't think we have any clergy. Like at all.