Cool Ranch Harry / Lyoshka Aethra

[ghostcondensate]

 

Lyoshka Aethra / Cool Ranch Harry / Jacob Marley-Feynman

Inventor, "Ghost"
Former Faculty Researcher, Experimental Atomic Physics Group - RLE, MIT
Owner of Pulp Kitchen
Brother of Harry Feynman from Another Universe

Comments

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[ghostcondensate]

I won't eat any of it.

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[badgirlshenanigans]

Are you trying to distract me from being disappointed?

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[ghostcondensate]

No?

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[badgirlshenanigans]

I was hoping you might.

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[ghostcondensate]

Were you?

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[badgirlshenanigans]

I thought getting you to distract me is a better reaction to disappointment than drinking.

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[ghostcondensate]

Well. I agree, then.

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[badgirlshenanigans]

I don't understand why I'm so impatient about this.

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[ghostcondensate]

You want results.

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[badgirlshenanigans]

Well, don't you?

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[ghostcondensate]

Obviously.

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[badgirlshenanigans]

Aren't you disappointed? You seem so calm about it.

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[ghostcondensate]

If it wasn't the first or even the second go, I'd be worried, but it is.

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[badgirlshenanigans]

My expectations are skewed by all the other women in this town.

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[ghostcondensate]

If nothing else, there's always the dunk booth on Dick Day. That worked for Martha Jones.

...was there a Martha Jones here? Or is that just my version of New Dodge?

[ Hey, look, a memory returneth. ]

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[badgirlshenanigans]

But that's just a belief, more than scientifically proven --

[Oh my god, a memory!]

Yes! Yes she was here, and she was expecting when she left. You remember that? That's fantastic!

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[ghostcondensate]

Are you sure it's not scientific? Maybe there's something in the water that triggers a release of oxytocin.

I do! I wonder what triggered that.

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[badgirlshenanigans]

There are plenty of better ways to release oxytocin than being submerged in the dunk tank.

[That is something she's going to ponder on.]

Maybe all this talk of conceiving triggered something?

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[ghostcondensate]

Well, yes. Obviously. It's just what they've chosen for this fertility festival. For whatever reason.

That's possible.

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[badgirlshenanigans]

That festival hasn't really worked out for me in the past.

Your children have always been the most important, and you love kids. Even when you first go here, you were at your best when you were around little ones.

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[ghostcondensate]

Yeah, but I'm here now. And I will catch you a chicken, if that's what needs doing.

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[badgirlshenanigans]

You were around for the last festival too, and I really don't think chicken catching has any basis in science.

[Though it would be hilarious.]

Unless -- maybe you've done that before. It might help your memory too.

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[ghostcondensate]

No, it's mostly just for luck. But you know. Krampus doesn't really have basis in science either, you know.

...or does it?

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[badgirlshenanigans]

Fictional dangerous beings that have no basis in science are problems here.

Things that bring luck? Haven't proven to work.

You're well aware that I will be easily seduced at the Festival. It's my first one where things may actually happen.

Re: 1/8 2 of 2

[ghostcondensate]

I'll have to bake you some bread there. Tradition, you know.