Jack Kelly

[goodolcapnjack]

The Famous Jack Kelly
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06:06 - text:

[badatinterrogating]

on behalf of my guardian who is amazing and never wrong:

Go buy a single natural gold rose. Just one. They're not expensive at all and are an organic gold flower. Like. Actual gold it grew that way.

Go to the noodle stall in the merchant some. You're not getting noodles. You're getting the mushroom dumplings. They're evies favorite ask for extra honey jasmine sauce. And be at her place of work before four with all of this. Ask her out then.

Re: 06:06 - text:

[goodolcapnjack]

pete, what the hell, you bust up your brains or sumthing? She aint gonna let a guy like me take her out no place.

Re: 06:06 - text:

[badatinterrogating]

Let's bet on it.

Re: 06:06 - text:

[goodolcapnjack]

got a silver says yous wrong. aint you seen that match maker? I aint even a potential interest on the romantical side.

Re: 06:06 - text:

[badatinterrogating]

I am telling you this at potentially great personal risk to myself, man. Just do it. You really don't have much time.