Oswald Cobblepot

[shotgunsolutions]

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Re: 3/21

[aenigmata]

[ All caps? What does THAT mean? Baffling and bafflinger. ]

Edward,

I was just curious. Since you are both my friends. ...friends of mine? Friends that I have?

[ Oh good. This unease with how to word things again. ]

The cake is for you. Why would I invite him to dinner?

Yours 'til the cat meows,
-Ed

Re: 3/21

[shotgunsolutions]

Edward,

Why wouldn't you invite a friend to dinner? Not that I see any reason to invite him. But if you did, I wouldn't want to interrupt.

[[He'd want to stare menacingly from a corner.]]

Yours always,
Oswald

Re: 3/21

[aenigmata]

Oswald,

I don't want to invite him for dinner. As I said, the cake is for you.

Always and truly,
Ed

Re: 3/21

[shotgunsolutions]

Edward,

Then I look forward to sharing it with you this evening.

Also with affection,
Oswald

Re: 3/21

[aenigmata]

Oswald,

Until then.

Affectionately yours,
Ed

[ Back to that again, it seems. ]