Oswald Cobblepot

[shotgunsolutions]

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[shotgunsolutions]

You're certainly not staying.

[He countered, crossing his arms and... well, not really calming down, but quieting some.]

And nothing could keep me from dragging you back here. Delay me, perhaps. But not stop me.

[aenigmata]

[He debates arguing the point, but ultimately decides that the argument that would no doubt ensue is not really worth being 'right' or 'wrong'. It is what it is, he can't really do much about it.

So he'll focus on the other part of the conversation. ]

Nothing? At all?

[shotgunsolutions]

[He rolled his eyes and sighed overly dramatically]

I suppose me being dead might stop me. But apparently here you can become a ghost, so I doubt it would for long.

[aenigmata]

True. I suppose if something happened, I could always come and haunt you.

[ Ha ha ha? ]

At least until someone brought me back like they did Violet.

[shotgunsolutions]

Ugh. Do not become a vampire. Pick something else.

[aenigmata]

[He considers that. Almost seriously.]

I'm not actually certain what the options are.

[shotgunsolutions]

Then let's not find out!

[Simple!

He stepped up to stand right in front of Ed and reached out, straightening his boyfriend's lapels and mostly just fussing to fuss.]

As soon as you return, you need to message me. I don't care if I'm asleep and you have to send someone upstairs to knock my door down to wake me, I want to talk to you the moment you set food back on this planet.

[Pray for any messenger that might have to be used, Ed. Pray for them.]

[aenigmata]

[Ed will stand still and allow all of this fussing. It's the least he can do, right?]

I will. I promise.

[And he will do exactly that.]