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[motherwouldnever]

 

Eve

Mother of All Monsters
Owner of Purgatory Bake Shop
Xenobiologist
 

Comments

1/25: after work (Seriously backdated): Text

[badgirlshenanigans]

Hi, it's Jemma. Greene's fine, but I wanted to ask you a question. I'm hoping to get him involved with the upcoming festivities by dying him purple, and Jefferson has some mushrooms that might work.

Would they be safe for him to eat? I know they're poisonous for rabbits, but I'm uncertain about bunniculas.

BTW, he's getting a hat and bowtie made for him too! I'll send you pictures.

Re: 1/25: after work (Seriously backdated): Text

[motherwouldnever]

That should be fine. He's a vampire, so it's very unlikely much will harm him beyond what I've told you.

I would like to see them, yes. Thank you.

12/26

[trackerjackered]

Mom, do you have any missions coming up?

Re: 12/26

[motherwouldnever]

A few. Are you restless, then?

1/1

[trustinchuck]

[What's this? Contact from Chuck who's still not sure about this but figures it's needed anyway and who better than Eve?]

So I've got a late Christmas present for you.

[Considering he probably tried holing himself up in his yurt all day]

Re: 1/1

[motherwouldnever]

Do you?

1/2

[that_cost]

Hey uh...mom. That's what I call you now, right?

I'm not comfortable with what I'm about to do, but I don't like that Glimmer thinks I'm out to hurt you or any of our family. So I'm going to tell her. Maybe that'll help.

I'm hoping it does, even if just a little.

Re: 1/2

[motherwouldnever]

Only if you wish to.

I'm sure it will help.

2/24 11:19pm

[badgirlshenanigans]

Come get Greene, RIGHT NOW!

He bit someone and I need him cleaned up and out of sight until it's sorted.

[She knows what are done to dangerous pets where she's from and that is so not happening to Greene. Hence, before anything is done with Hester, Jemma's covering for Greene.]

Re: 2/24 11:19pm

[motherwouldnever]

He did? I'm on my way.

5/14

[trackerjackered]

Mom...would you let that hunter kill me?

Re: 5/14

[motherwouldnever]

Of course not.

5/1

[trackerjackered]

Mom. I have a favor to ask.

Re: 5/1

[motherwouldnever]

Anything.

6/26

[assassin_of_letters]

[She'll be getting a delivery of 2 dozen pink carnations at work. The only note says.

'I wasn't sure how welcome this would be, if you have no interest in dating that is fine. If you'd like to get coffee, let me know. -M'

[ Maybe she should sighed it, but she was scared.
About the response if there even was one. ]

Re: 6/26

[motherwouldnever]

[ It takes a little while, after also 'M' could be anyone with an M. ]

Coffee?

[igotanupgrade]

The latest loveboard suggested I contact you for a connection.

I do not fully understand why, but I am here to say... hello.

[motherwouldnever]

I believe many people use it as a way to make friends.

Hello.

10/3

[woundedwinter]

How quick could you get a cake together for a party? A friend of mine's about to become a dad and he never got a decent honeymoon.

Re: 10/3

[motherwouldnever]

Fairly quickly. How big of a cake and when would you need it?

March 3rd

[badgirlshenanigans]

Could you come take Greene for a few days? My current ghostly status is freaking him out and I don’t like scaring him. Once the ghost moon is over, I will come get him.

I know he doesn’t like to leave Sasha but he might be happier in the end if he’s with you.

Re: March 3rd

[motherwouldnever]

I can do this, yes.

5/21

[boo_berry]

Is a month's notice good for a wedding cake booking? I'll also need a grooms cake.

Re: 5/21

[motherwouldnever]

Booking?

[tightjeans]

hey, uh, i have another favour to ask? reckon i could swing by the bakery with raz?

[motherwouldnever]

I suppose.

9/5

[trackerjackered]

I have a serious question. One not suited for pie.

Re: 9/5

[motherwouldnever]

All right. What do you need to ask?

12/10 Text

[assassin_of_letters]

Hey, I was thinking about throwing a Christmas party this year and was wondering if you'd be interested in helping cater it.

Also if you weren't doing anything, you and your children would also be invited.

Re: 12/10 Text

[motherwouldnever]

I can do that, yes.