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Eve

Mother of All Monsters
Owner of Purgatory Bake Shop
Xenobiologist

The latest loveboard suggested I contact you for a connection.

I do not fully understand why, but I am here to say... hello.

I believe many people use it as a way to make friends.

Hello.

Hm. I am unsure if I have the capacity to make friends.

Why is that?

I am an artificial lifeform. I am programmed, and I do not know if friendship is within the protocols I can access.

Have you ever tried?

No. Until now, I have had a mission. Now I have a new one, but less urgency.

Perhaps now you can try.

Perhaps.

Would you care to try?

I would. You can never have too many friends.

Then where and when should we meet?

We could meet at my bakery.

I would enjoy that, I think.

I can meet you anytime, after now.

That would be fine. Any time. Tomorrow morning, maybe?

I'll be there.

See you then, Eve.

See you then.