Jemma Simmons

[badgirlshenanigans]

Biologist / Town Councilor
Servant of Greene
General fail at socializing
Jemma Simmons lives with Lyoshka Aethra and Greene the Wonder Bunnicula in the MASSIVE SHIELD house.

Comments

[ghostcondensate]

...so go and tell them?

[badgirlshenanigans]

I can’t take Sasha through the Hopper!

[ghostcondensate]

1) Babies can go through the Hopper after 6 months.
2) Even if they couldn't, you can take photos.

[badgirlshenanigans]

1) He’s not going through the Hopper until all aftereffects are completely eliminated.

2) I don’t think they’ll be as excited as your dad, given they think I’m an employee at a criminal organization.

And I didn’t tell them I was pregnant.

[ghostcondensate]

1. Fair enough.

2. Why wouldn't you tell them that?

[badgirlshenanigans]

I don’t know why. I’m used to being separate from them, I guess.

I don’t want that for us and Sasha.

[ghostcondensate]

That's not going to happen because you let him sleep in his own room. Or leave the house for two hours.

[badgirlshenanigans]

You’re missing the point. I can leave the house, I’d take him with me.

[ghostcondensate]

Then I don't think I'm the one missing the point.

[badgirlshenanigans]

Why would I ever want to leave him? Why would you want me to leave him?

[ghostcondensate]

Because constantly worrying and stressing over everything to do with this is not healthy.

[badgirlshenanigans]

I’m sorry I don’t have parenting down to the fine art you have.

[ghostcondensate]

Literally not what I said.

[badgirlshenanigans]

It sounds like you don’t approve of how I’m parenting our son.

[ghostcondensate]

Also literally not what I said.

[badgirlshenanigans]

I’m surprised you feel comfortable leaving him alone with me, given how stressed I am.

[ghostcondensate]

Don't start arguments.

[badgirlshenanigans]

Then don’t criticize how I’m taking care of Sasha. He’s happy and healthy. What more could we ask for?

[ghostcondensate]

It's not him I'm worried about.

[badgirlshenanigans]

I’m fine.

[ghostcondensate]

If you say so.

[badgirlshenanigans]

I think I’d be the best person to know.

[ghostcondensate]

See, I'll remember that next time I stay up for 48 hours.

[badgirlshenanigans]

I haven’t been up for 48 hours straight!

[She’s come close on a couple of occasions, but brief naps count, right?]

And Sasha’s more important!

[ghostcondensate]

Naps don't count as sleep breaks. I know. Of all people, my brother and I both know this. Naps don't count towards sleep debt.

Yes, Sasha is very important. And so are non-exhausted parents.