Derek Hale

[doesntlikeguns]

Derek Hale
Construction Foreman

Comments

[doesntlikeguns]

Been working on it day and night.

[Which means he probably hasn't been sleeping or eating right, but oh well.]

[useofcuriosity]

...wait. You built a whole house in under a week? Are you high?

[doesntlikeguns]

It's not really that hard, Stiles. Just takes a lot of work and barely any breaks. Besides, werewolf with werewolf strength. Some tools just aren't needed.

[useofcuriosity]

Really. How about food? Sleep?

[doesntlikeguns]

Haven't really slept much since the fire.

[The mention of food goes unanswered though.]

[useofcuriosity]

Right. And food?

[doesntlikeguns]

Probably not since I got here.

[useofcuriosity]

Great. Good job, sourpuss. I'm telling Erica. And Allison.

[doesntlikeguns]

And telling them is going to do what exactly, Stiles?

[useofcuriosity]

Cause you to suffer high amount of obnoxious behavior while I sneak off and get food to make you eat. Duh?

[doesntlikeguns]

Their obnoxious behavior won't bother me. You realize that, right? Already dealt with it. Just like I dealt with the twins. And you're not sneaking much IF you tell me about it.

[useofcuriosity]

Don't question my methods.

[doesntlikeguns]

Pretty sure it's already too late for that.

[useofcuriosity]

Ha ha-larious. Just for that, no fries and extra creepy jello desserts.

[doesntlikeguns]

You're the one that eats fries. I only do on occasion. And I won't touch the jello.

[useofcuriosity]

Oh Lord, are you going to wolf out and run?

[doesntlikeguns]

No. Were you expecting me to?

[useofcuriosity]

No. Not until Allison asked what I'd do if you ran.

The answer is "not chase you, you loon", in case you were wondering.

[doesntlikeguns]

I'm not going to up and run, Stiles. Though I'm not eating jello.

[useofcuriosity]

I assume you eat burgers and chicken.

[doesntlikeguns]

And deer. But, yes, I eat burgers and chicken.

[useofcuriosity]

And deer. We don't have deer here.

[doesntlikeguns]

I know. I'd have to leave, kill it, and then bring it back.

[useofcuriosity]

There's game meat, but you'd have to try it.

[doesntlikeguns]

Game meat isn't good unless caught yourself with teeth and claws.