Edward Nygma / The Riddler

[aenigmata]

 

When I'm young I'm tall

When I'm old I'm short

When I'm alive I glow

Because of your breath I die

 

What am I?

Comments

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

That's a rather large thing to promise, isn't it?

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

[Considering the sloppiness of the responses at this point, he's definitely already started the drinking.]

No! No no no nonononnono! yOU'RE THEonly one for me. I lov eyou.

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

I love you too. I'm guessing you found the drinks you were looking for?

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

They'r so god.

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

Do you need me to bring you water? Or food?

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

T hen I wont b a ssss drunk

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

I...suppose?

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

S he sad Im a grand father !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

Who did?

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

the one the girl the one i hav late r with the boy

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

That's not...especially helpful of a description, Oswald.

Does that upset you?

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

i dont eve hav kids yet but im a grand fatter

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

A version of you that you may become is a grandfather.

...and technically you do have children. Technically.

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

NOT HELPPINGG





help

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

I'll try. What do you need me to do?

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

Hold me

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

That I can do.

You're in the penthouse, I assume?

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

bed

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

You're drinking in bed? [ He supposes that does make it easier if Oswald blacks out... ]

I'll be right there.

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

[He started in the kitchen, But then remembered they technically have a teenager living with them and decided it would be better to get sloshed in the bedroom where he wouldn't end up weeping in front of her over having kids. That was some time ago now. Now he just knew the bed was soft and welcoming. but empty.]

Warm.

[also warm. he did like to nest.]

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

I should hope so, there are certainly enough pillows and blankets.

I'm bringing you water.

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

[At this point he's only really processed the first part of the text so he's nodding along like it's been said out loud as he huddles under the blanket and uses the light of his watch to see by. It's a bit hard to type and drink and use it like a flashlight all at once.

The answer that eventually comes is short once again, after he's managed to understand the water part.]

no. wine.

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[aenigmata]

[Likely a good thing that Ed has finally arrived in their room, isn't it? There's a short rap on the bed-frame, as he doesn't really want to startle Oswald too much by suddenly announcing himself loudly.]

Wine won't help your headache come morning.

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[shotgunsolutions]

[Oswald peeks out from under the blanket, scowling at his boyfriend as though he's been betrayed.]

Don't tell me how to drink. I drink better than you.

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[aenigmata]

That is... [ Oh, he nearly protests, but then agrees. ] true. I suppose.