[ So Elle, smart girl that she is, sometimes forgets to pay attention so this series of messages? Not meant for Billy at all. As is obvious with the first word she actually sends. ]
MAX!
MAX! HEY! HEY MAX!
Do you want to be Aunt Max or Aunt Maxie or what? Because Mike and I decided to try for our first kid and I thought you should know first. It hasn't happened yet, but this is a big decision.
What should this future kid call you?
...wait....
oh fuck.
HI BILLY SAY NOTHING TO MY DADS IGNORE THIS OH MY GOD
Re: text: 07/17 - ACCIDENTAL TEXT IS GO! sometime later that evening.
text: 07/17 - ACCIDENTAL TEXT IS GO! sometime later that evening.
MAX!
MAX! HEY! HEY MAX!
Do you want to be Aunt Max or Aunt Maxie or what? Because Mike and I decided to try for our first kid and I thought you should know first. It hasn't happened yet, but this is a big decision.
What should this future kid call you?
...wait....
oh fuck.
HI BILLY SAY NOTHING TO MY DADS IGNORE THIS OH MY GOD
Re: text: 07/17 - ACCIDENTAL TEXT IS GO! sometime later that evening.
also, not max.
He gets the message where she realises that half way through writing his reply. He doesn't change it.
which you figured out.
congrats, i guess? but if i end up dating your dad, that kid is not calling me grandpa. i am too fucking young to be a grandpa.
but also that's great, elle.
Re: text: 07/17 - ACCIDENTAL TEXT IS GO! sometime later that evening.
Painfully.
Done. With my own shit. This is embarrassing. I was only supposed to tell Max. So just...sshhhhh? Maybe say nothing to anyone?
Re: text: 07/17 - ACCIDENTAL TEXT IS GO! sometime later that evening.
mostly because i don't really wanna talk to anyone about you and mike having sex.