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[tightjeans]

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Re: text: 07/17 - ACCIDENTAL TEXT IS GO! sometime later that evening.

[tightjeans]

aunt shitbird is probably the most accurate for her.

also, not max.

He gets the message where she realises that half way through writing his reply. He doesn't change it.

which you figured out.

congrats, i guess? but if i end up dating your dad, that kid is not calling me grandpa. i am too fucking young to be a grandpa.

but also that's great, elle.

Re: text: 07/17 - ACCIDENTAL TEXT IS GO! sometime later that evening.

[onze]

I am so.

Painfully.

Done. With my own shit. This is embarrassing. I was only supposed to tell Max. So just...sshhhhh? Maybe say nothing to anyone?

Re: text: 07/17 - ACCIDENTAL TEXT IS GO! sometime later that evening.

[tightjeans]

relax, elle. i'm not gonna tell anyone. you're secret is safe with me.

mostly because i don't really wanna talk to anyone about you and mike having sex.