Jemma Simmons

[badgirlshenanigans]

Biologist / Town Councilor
Servant of Greene
General fail at socializing
Jemma Simmons lives with Lyoshka Aethra and Greene the Wonder Bunnicula in the MASSIVE SHIELD house.

Comments

[ghostcondensate]

Not his entire routine. But you realize at some point, we're going to HAVE to, right?

[badgirlshenanigans]

Why do we have to, when he’s happy?

[ghostcondensate]

I don't know if you remember this, but some kids don't want to sleep in the same room as their parents once they hit school age.

[badgirlshenanigans]

He’s two months old! His schooling is years away.

Why are you so obsessed about my being separated from my son?

[ghostcondensate]

Why are you so obsessed with being by his side 24/7 with no breaks for sanity?

[badgirlshenanigans]

Because I’m his mother? And he’s not driving me insane. He makes me happy.

[ghostcondensate]

Good. He should. But you also have to do other things.

[badgirlshenanigans]

What do I have to do that’s even remotely as important as him?

[ghostcondensate]

Really?

[badgirlshenanigans]

What is that supposed to mean?

[ghostcondensate]

It means you're being obtuse. How about taking care of your own needs as well?

[badgirlshenanigans]

I am! I sleep, when he does, and just because I eat at weird times isn’t all that abnormal.

[ghostcondensate]

And how long do you think you can keep that up?

[badgirlshenanigans]

As long as he needs me to.

[That would be as long as he lives at home, right?]

You make it sound like a chore.

[ghostcondensate]

So, when Sasha is eighteen, you're going to sleep in his room and what. Follow him around to all his classes?

[badgirlshenanigans]

He’s a baby! Quit talking about when he’ll leave!

[ghostcondensate]

...leave and go where?

[badgirlshenanigans]

School? A life?

How often do I see my parents? They don’t even know they’re grandparents!

[ghostcondensate]

...so go and tell them?

[badgirlshenanigans]

I can’t take Sasha through the Hopper!

[ghostcondensate]

1) Babies can go through the Hopper after 6 months.
2) Even if they couldn't, you can take photos.

[badgirlshenanigans]

1) He’s not going through the Hopper until all aftereffects are completely eliminated.

2) I don’t think they’ll be as excited as your dad, given they think I’m an employee at a criminal organization.

And I didn’t tell them I was pregnant.

[ghostcondensate]

1. Fair enough.

2. Why wouldn't you tell them that?

[badgirlshenanigans]

I don’t know why. I’m used to being separate from them, I guess.

I don’t want that for us and Sasha.

[ghostcondensate]

That's not going to happen because you let him sleep in his own room. Or leave the house for two hours.