Edward Nygma / The Riddler

[aenigmata]

 

When I'm young I'm tall

When I'm old I'm short

When I'm alive I glow

Because of your breath I die

 

What am I?

Comments

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

I don't know that I want to know. I never intended to have any children in the first place. Now I have almost a dozen.

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

I don't think that you'd be a terrible father, if that's what you're worried about.

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

I wasn't supposed to be a father at all! I don't know what to do with all of them.

And she didn't even mention the ones that are yours too. Well, she mentioned the 'Engimas', but left it at that. Do we share custody? Are we still together? Are they both of ours or just yours and just mine?

I can't do this alone, Ed. I don't what a father is supposed to be like.

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

You don't have them yet. Or possibly at all, it is a possible future, after all.

...why wouldn't we still be together?

I'm sure you know better than I do.

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

I don't know! Maybe you got tired of me!

Don't get tired of me. Please.

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

I wasn't planning on it. It seems infinitely more likely you'd eventually become annoyed by me.

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

Never! I swear I won't!

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

That's a rather large thing to promise, isn't it?

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

[Considering the sloppiness of the responses at this point, he's definitely already started the drinking.]

No! No no no nonononnono! yOU'RE THEonly one for me. I lov eyou.

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

I love you too. I'm guessing you found the drinks you were looking for?

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

They'r so god.

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

Do you need me to bring you water? Or food?

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

T hen I wont b a ssss drunk

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

I...suppose?

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

S he sad Im a grand father !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

Who did?

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

the one the girl the one i hav late r with the boy

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

That's not...especially helpful of a description, Oswald.

Does that upset you?

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

i dont eve hav kids yet but im a grand fatter

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

A version of you that you may become is a grandfather.

...and technically you do have children. Technically.

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

NOT HELPPINGG





help

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

I'll try. What do you need me to do?

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

Hold me

Re: 8/2

[aenigmata]

That I can do.

You're in the penthouse, I assume?

Re: 8/2

[shotgunsolutions]

bed