Jemma Simmons

[badgirlshenanigans]

Biologist / Town Councilor
Servant of Greene
General fail at socializing
Jemma Simmons lives with Lyoshka Aethra and Greene the Wonder Bunnicula in the MASSIVE SHIELD house.

Comments

Re: 11/18

[badgirlshenanigans]

What is THIS for?

Re: 11/18

[intrinsicrandom]

Take a gander at the network, darling.

Re: 11/18

[badgirlshenanigans]

I'm in the middle of splicing plant DNA. Quit being mysterious and just tell me. I don't have time for network chatter.

Re: 11/18

[intrinsicrandom]

Go look, or I'll sneak into your lab and play EDM for all your plants at 4am every day for a week.

Re: 11/18

[badgirlshenanigans]

Am I walking into one of your practical jokes?

Re: 11/18

[intrinsicrandom]

Only if you don't go look.

Re: 11/18

[badgirlshenanigans]

[Five minutes later.}

WHAT? DNA tests. Now. Aliens.

Re: 11/18

[intrinsicrandom]

It's not al...well, maybe it's aliens. Aliens do seem to have an invested interest in getting Kit Walker to have babies. Maybe they moved on to you and Daisy.

Re: 11/18

[badgirlshenanigans]

The aliens need to understand human biology. We're both women. And we're not a couple. And this isn't bad porn.

Re: 11/18

[intrinsicrandom]

Hey, if Seth and I can apparently make a baby with science, you and Daisy could probably manage it too.

Re: 11/18

[badgirlshenanigans]

But why are we having babies? A baby. Not many. Daisy's beautiful and can go get herself impregnated the usual way.

Re: 11/18

[intrinsicrandom]

For a genius, you sure can be dense.

Maybe future you and future Daisy are together?

Re: 11/18

[badgirlshenanigans]

Excuse me. I'm being confronted with a hypothetical daughter who is probably an alien, and you're judging my reaction?

And you want to say your math was right.

Re: 11/18

[intrinsicrandom]

She's not an alien. She's definetly your daughter. For one thing, she's disturbingly okay with what I assume is future you pranking current me.

Obviously my math was right. The proof is in the kid.

Re: 11/18

[badgirlshenanigans]

She's definitely my daughter because she's okay with my planking you? That's hardly a secret or something only my kid would know. Everyone knows about our pranks.

And by that logic, your wife, who is totally okay with my pranking you, is my kid too?

The conclusion does not follow. DNA. We need to get DNA.

What if this is an invasion?

Re: 11/18

[intrinsicrandom]

No, because she's continuing it.

An invasion of what? Children? They're not the children of the corn.

Re: 11/18

[badgirlshenanigans]

There's no possibility of Daisy having my kid. It has to be an invasion.

Weird things happen all the time. It doesn't mean it's forever a reality.

Re: 11/18

[intrinsicrandom]

Please. If Seth and I can figure out how to make a baby together, I'm sure you can manage how to make a baby with science. Unless you're outright saying I am way smarter than you?

Re: 11/18

[badgirlshenanigans]

I AM NOT saying that, but I'm not going to create a person to prove it to you.

And we still haven't proven they're not something else.

Re: 11/18

[intrinsicrandom]

You could always ask Eve if the one that claims to be hers is hers. Doesn't she have a connection with all of her kids?

Re: 11/18

[badgirlshenanigans]

But would she know if that young woman is mine?

Re: 11/18

[intrinsicrandom]

If hers is hers, then the likelihood of yours being yours is higher, yes?

Re: 11/18

[badgirlshenanigans]

The possibility YES, but it's not absolute proof.

Re: 11/18

[intrinsicrandom]

There is this thing called faith. Especially when this is the second time this sort of thing has happened.

Re: 11/18

[badgirlshenanigans]

The second time? My potential child's been here before?