tcnetwork | Edward Nygma / The Riddler

They are? That's... [ Disturbing? Distressing? Confusing? He's not even sure. ] interesting.

...well...I suppose it's possible that the non-standard style in which they're all conceived could be a contributing factor. Similar to how IVF has a higher possibility of multiple births.

That only accounts for one set. We don't know how the other set was made. And the ones with Kathra weren't pod babies. Not to even get into the one I bring from Gotham.

I need the strongest drinks we have. I don't want to remember anything when I wake up.

You could ask. [ Ed, don't bring logic into this it's not your job at all. ]

Do we have anything that strong?

I don't know that I want to know. I never intended to have any children in the first place. Now I have almost a dozen.

I don't think that you'd be a terrible father, if that's what you're worried about.

I wasn't supposed to be a father at all! I don't know what to do with all of them.

And she didn't even mention the ones that are yours too. Well, she mentioned the 'Engimas', but left it at that. Do we share custody? Are we still together? Are they both of ours or just yours and just mine?

I can't do this alone, Ed. I don't what a father is supposed to be like.

You don't have them yet. Or possibly at all, it is a possible future, after all.

...why wouldn't we still be together?

I'm sure you know better than I do.

I don't know! Maybe you got tired of me!

Don't get tired of me. Please.

I wasn't planning on it. It seems infinitely more likely you'd eventually become annoyed by me.

Never! I swear I won't!

That's a rather large thing to promise, isn't it?

[Considering the sloppiness of the responses at this point, he's definitely already started the drinking.]

No! No no no nonononnono! yOU'RE THEonly one for me. I lov eyou.

I love you too. I'm guessing you found the drinks you were looking for?

They'r so god.

Do you need me to bring you water? Or food?

T hen I wont b a ssss drunk

I...suppose?

S he sad Im a grand father !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who did?

the one the girl the one i hav late r with the boy

That's not...especially helpful of a description, Oswald.

Does that upset you?

i dont eve hav kids yet but im a grand fatter

A version of you that you may become is a grandfather.

...and technically you do have children. Technically.

NOT HELPPINGG

help

I'll try. What do you need me to do?

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