tcnetwork | Edward Nygma / The Riddler

I don't know! Apparently I have a lot of children! And the twins are here, too! Kathra's children. The Haus Children.

Why don't you know? [ Oh Ed, why are you stuck on that. ]

...that could be...good. Perhaps. Or useful, information-wise.

I just don't know Ed! This is not something I ever thought I would have to deal with. I made the deal to have one with Kathra and that ended up being two. And now I apparently have three sets of twins, two singular children and someone I apparently end up having in Gotham and bringing over! Which means I go back long enough to have a child there! Or something!

I didn't have a child when you knew me did I?

That's...impressive. [ And daunting and strange and he's not sure how to manage that much information on this topic. ]

No. No, not that I'm aware of.

Two of them are ours. Pod babies. Our DNA mixed. Twins. Three sets of twins, Ed. How do I have so many twins?

They are? That's... [ Disturbing? Distressing? Confusing? He's not even sure. ] interesting.

...well...I suppose it's possible that the non-standard style in which they're all conceived could be a contributing factor. Similar to how IVF has a higher possibility of multiple births.

That only accounts for one set. We don't know how the other set was made. And the ones with Kathra weren't pod babies. Not to even get into the one I bring from Gotham.

I need the strongest drinks we have. I don't want to remember anything when I wake up.

You could ask. [ Ed, don't bring logic into this it's not your job at all. ]

Do we have anything that strong?

I don't know that I want to know. I never intended to have any children in the first place. Now I have almost a dozen.

I don't think that you'd be a terrible father, if that's what you're worried about.

I wasn't supposed to be a father at all! I don't know what to do with all of them.

And she didn't even mention the ones that are yours too. Well, she mentioned the 'Engimas', but left it at that. Do we share custody? Are we still together? Are they both of ours or just yours and just mine?

I can't do this alone, Ed. I don't what a father is supposed to be like.

You don't have them yet. Or possibly at all, it is a possible future, after all.

...why wouldn't we still be together?

I'm sure you know better than I do.

I don't know! Maybe you got tired of me!

Don't get tired of me. Please.

I wasn't planning on it. It seems infinitely more likely you'd eventually become annoyed by me.

Never! I swear I won't!

That's a rather large thing to promise, isn't it?

[Considering the sloppiness of the responses at this point, he's definitely already started the drinking.]

No! No no no nonononnono! yOU'RE THEonly one for me. I lov eyou.

I love you too. I'm guessing you found the drinks you were looking for?

They'r so god.

Do you need me to bring you water? Or food?

T hen I wont b a ssss drunk

I...suppose?

S he sad Im a grand father !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who did?

the one the girl the one i hav late r with the boy

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